High school Party!

Tonight we had a joint party with a couple highschoolers. Now the set up starts nice, an island of liquor, a cooler of beer in the hallway, and a couple high school guys walking around. What more could we need for a kickin’ party? For some reason Lorenzo puts on Jackass 2 and everyone (and by everyone I mean about six of us) start cracking up hysterically. Then the Highschool mom comes in, she offers us some chicken wings and shots. She gets into how beautiful her kids are and how lucky and blessed she is. A couple more high school girls shuffle in, a little mutant like. Lorenzo’s date seemed slightly horrified at the fact that she was the oldest girl there besides the mom. Jen and I tried to make her more comfortable by talking about stabbing vaginas and choking people. From there the party somehow manages to slow down and we decide to pass out on the couch. -aronson